Dhandho
Local Uncle Completes 14th Straight Year of Predicting Market Crash “Any Day Now”
Family confirms he has been correct zero times and confident every time.
The Gujrat Taste: satire news
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Top story Khana-Peena
Dhokla Officially Reclassified as a Personality Trait
Survey staff add a new column after residents keep writing it under “About Me”.
Fresh off the tawa
NRI Desk
NRI Returns After 11 Years, Converts Every Price to Dollars Out Loud
Relatives describe the coconut water incident as “the turning point”.
Samaj
Housing Society WhatsApp Group Hits 400 “Good Morning” Images Before 7 a.m.
Phone storage across B-wing declared a disaster zone.
Khana-Peena
Family Packs 43 Theplas for 90-Minute Flight “Just in Case”
Airline admits the cabin smelled incredible and the crew was fed twice.
Ramat-Gamat
Garba Confirmed as the Only Fitness Programme With 100% Attendance
Gym owners “studying the model closely” after members vanish for nine nights.
Rajkaran
Society Election Enters Third Recount Over Disputed Parking Slot
Observers call it “the most closely fought contest in C-wing history”.
Dhandho
Founder Pitches “Uber for Chai”; Investor Says His Kaka Has Run One Since 1987
The existing business has no app, no pitch deck and no losses.
Samaj
Wedding Buffet Queue Enters Second Hour; Guests Form Provisional Government
The live dhokla counter has been named the capital.
Khana-Peena
Dussehra Fafda-Jalebi Queue Now Visible From Space, Say People in the Queue
Man at position 212 says he joined “sometime during Navratri”.